Did you bring your mylanta, and tums?
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth, and your gums?
Is your hairline receding? Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her, and its prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain? Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
Is your blood pressure up? Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
lf that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot.
Helps you run like a well oiled machine.
If it's football or baseball, He sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for.
So your gallbladder's gone, But your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
When you're hungry, he's not, when you're cold, he is hot,
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, he goes left and you go right,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.
He was once so romantic, so witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets, it's as good as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
fireball226
im ok Hubby is working so i watched roseanne and mash and then ate spaghetti and came on here for awhile..
davec4real_02
pretty good and very close to the truth,I give you a thumbs up on this one,very clever!!!
Su-Nami
HOW FUNNY!!!! I really like that alot. Seems that my husband and I are going through much of the same. Thanks for the laugh!!!!
Pollyanna
Very astute and comical as well. I think I will star this one. I'm 52 and my parents are 77. The'll get a kick out of it!
dances_with_unicorns1955
I enjoyed it!
For me - I'm alone, but not lonesome; sometimes the best company is your own ;-)
Orignal From: Are You Lonesome Tonight? (Senior Citizen Version)?
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